.....for a few moments today

for a few terrifying moments today i became 60 feet tall. i must have stepped into some kind of experimental laserwavebeam that made me momentarily massive. as i was a little peckish i found and ate this truck. i did of course let the driver go free before consuming this morsel.

i don't suppose anything as spectacular as this has happened to anyone else today but if you feel you can top me let me know..... it was a bit scary mind.... what if i'd stayed like this.... phew! lucky escape.