....it's no laughing matter

....it's free listing day on ebay which means christine is on a mission. me 'n' luke are having to keep moving around for fear that if we sit somewhere for too long we'll be photographed and put on line for sale! hey it's no laughing matter i had to bid on myself last time this happened to make sure jeffrey from clacton didn't win me... i mean a sales a sale i would have had to go......

....the millers were over last night and a fine night it was too.... pizza's and vin rouge always a good combination. some good crack and finally an answer to a question that was posed some weeks ago. there are in fact 20 slices of bread in a sainsburys loaf.... however i feel their research methodology is flawed as they only sampled one loaf. they've gone off to consider a more effective sample size. i'd propose counting each loaf they purchase over a period of, say, a month to gain a more comprehensive insight. i have one question though. often when the bread goes through the slicer you get that kind of thin crust that isn't as thick as a slice and actually there often remains a slither of crust in the next "full" slice. so, the question is, would you consider that in slice count, would you count it as a half a slice, or would you not count it at all.....